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My ipod classic bit the dust after several years which really pissed me off. It just refuses to turn on. Ugh. it's so annoying. I have a nano which I can't find and I've got myself a 8GB second gen nano but it's not the same at all. I want all my songs! :(

The Restoration England AU is not going too badly. I think this is my historical period of choice. I just feel at home with the personalities and characters. I'm obviously going to do a ton of research as I don't want any one to whinge about dodgy historical accuracy because I know that is one of my bugbears of choice. I get irrationally angry when someone fucks it up when I'm reading a book. I'm not saying every single writer has to get it 100% right in every story but when I can see that no effort has been made to get into the period by the writer, it kicks me straight out of the story. No word of a lie I distinctly remember reading a mediaeval Catherine Coulter (who I have issues for a myriad of reasons) and they were eating potatoes. In a mediaeval. Sigh.

I've been doing a bit of research on Prince Rupert of the Rhine seeing as he's quite a major character in this. Such a fascinating character. I want to find more biographies about him and do some cross-referencing

I can't get into my Hotmail account which is really getting on my nerves. Usually I make sure that I'm always signed in so I don't have to piss about but they stupidly kicked me out without any warning and now they won't accept what I know for a fact is the password.

For some reason I seems making my way through the Skye O'Malley saga by Bertrice Small. Good Lord, is all I can say.
What the hell was going on with 'Bianca'? I think I have quite a high tolerance for things in novels but I'm so damned glad I never read that one. Not after hearing about Sebastiano delle Rovere and his sexual perversions. I don't think there is enough brain bleach in the world to help me deal with that. Not after the horrors of Ramsay Snow/Bolton. Even think about that makes me feel sick
As soon as you refer to anything like that I'm gone, ugh! The thing that gets to me is in fic you kind of have to warn for things that might upset a reader but in fiction it doesn't seem to be necessary.
Maybe it was the effect of having to read several books in succession but after the third book I was kind of side-eyeing the whole sold into slavery trope she had going on. I mean for it to happen to one member of he family was unfortunate. But as far as I can remember Skye was sold (twice!) Aidan, Velvet (are you serious with that name? That's another bugbear right there. Names that are utterly historically inappropriate and plain stupid!) and Valentina that's four women out of one family. That was stretching the limits of disbelief right there. Plus Niall as well! It just got very old:/
It's a little like when I glommed some Anne Stuart and pretty much every heroine was taller than average clever and a bit awkward. It did make me roll my eyes quite a bit.
It's all very well using tropes but do something new with it. Stand it on it's head otherwise I feel like I'm reading the same book over and over again!

The one good thing I would say is at least they're not all set in the Regency period. It has got to the stage where I can't bear to see any book with rakes, governess, wallflowers/spinsters, earls, dukes or courtesans. I don't care if you're writing is good, and frankly most of the time it isn't but that's another rant. I'm sick of it!
 
 
25 May 2013 @ 12:56 pm
Ugh. No, dad, I don't think I am always right. I just think that I can't always be wrong. Big difference, mind you.


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Title: Mating Imperative
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Pairing: Samantha Carter/Martouf/Lantash
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Samantha Carter, Martouf/Lantash, Jacob/Selmak, Freya/Anise, Daniel Jackson, Heru'ur, Teal'c, Jack O'Neill, Janet Fraiser, others
Warnings: dubcon due to mating drive and the effect of Sam's pheromones on Martouf/Lantash
Kinks: Biological imperative/mating drive, mating bonds, first times (losing virginity)
Prompt: (my prompt) Mating imperative. For some reason (maybe some change Jolinar did to her body, or which caused her to react this way to an alien fruit) Samantha Carter is in heat and needs to mate. I would prefer to see her pick/jump Martouf/Lantash (who may be trying to hold her off/feel he should not take advantage of the situation).
Note: Written for Perverse Bang on Livejournal

Bold is symbiote speaking with symbiote voice.

~ is internal, host/symbiote speech.


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25 May 2013 @ 04:02 pm
Title: All She Needs
Status: Complete
Rating: PG
Summary: Frank loves Nancy but Ned can't let go.
Notes: I was working on my piece for the Rare Ship Swap and listening to music when this just jumped out at me. I couldn't let it go. Seriously. The other pairing (which must stay unnamed until the reveal) was completely gone from my head and I could tell... those bunnies had struck again!
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24 May 2013 @ 11:39 pm
Title: Soap Opera | AO3
Author: [personal profile] merryghoul
Prompt: Alice Morgan walks into a bar and meets... Frank Rizzoli, Sr.!
Fandoms: Luther (TV/BBC)/Rizzoli & Isles (TV)
Word count: 576
Rating/Contents: G/no standard notes apply

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Because It. Is. Finished. Promptfest fic is done. I like it, but we shall see. I'm so tired right now I can't think straight, so as soon as I finish this, it's going to Jules, and I'm going to bed.
 
 
25 May 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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My Old Clothes Don't Fit Me Now (Part 2)
Jeff/Britta (background Abed/Annie)
~16,000 words
AU: When Britta Perry signs up to be Annie Edison's Big Sister, she doesn't anticipate getting Troy Barnes and Abed Nadir as part of the deal. Or Abed's neighbor, Jeff Winger.

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My Old Clothes Don't Fit Me Now (Part 1)
Jeff/Britta (background Abed/Annie)
~16,000 words
AU: When Britta Perry signs up to be Annie Edison's Big Sister, she doesn't anticipate getting Troy Barnes and Abed Nadir as part of the deal. Or Abed's neighbor, Jeff Winger.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIBBY!! Libby, I don't even know if you remember this, but a long time ago you asked me to write a fic where Jeff and Britta were the single parents of Abed and Annie and Troy respectively. I wrote the idea down but could NOT figure out the logistics. So I wrote you Heavy Heart as a distraction. But I managed to figure out an idea in the same vein, which is this giant monster. Also, I realized about halfway through that this was a romcom, so instead of pulling back I pushed forward; the last third of the story is so romcom-y Katherine Heigel could star as Britta. (I lampshaded it, though, don't worry!) This is the first total AU I've ever written for any fandom EVER so keep that in mind please.

So Happy Birthday, and I hope you enjoy this and I love you very much :D
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PART 2